Cory in the House: An Honest Review (NSFW)

Cory in the House is a senseless masterpiece that will never fade, even though time will fade, maybe. Ask the pretentious scientists that know way more than me, they will say so.
Many dub this anime one of the greatest joys to ever go into their existences, making the monotone into a colorful monochrome. 
Let me provide you with the reasons Cory in the House is one of the biggest anime to hit the markets in the recent years, and how it has changed me and others in the Japanese cartoon community.

1) The value of shock factor was realized, and no--shock factor is no longer a childish thing to attempt. Shock factor is in!
Remember back in 05', some American studio created a copy of the legendary Japanese movie "Sex in the City"? Yes, it was the so called American "masterpiece"--Me!Me!Me!

Here is a prime example of bad shock factor at play.

Not only did this trigger the triggers inside many Japanese cartoon fans, they also went over to the personal blogs of the Me!Me!Me! creators, and send them intelligent death threats.

Mrs. Apple Smiths apologizes for the inconvenience she has caused. She knows that this moment will stay in the heart of many for the rest of their lives.

This led to the creators apologizing for their sins, because what could be worse than trying the copy the Japanese? Absolutely nothing!
Me!Me!Me! was a bad example of so called "shock factor", due to the unoriginal sexual imagery.

Ass and vagina shots are so unoriginal! It's strange, but it is has recently been a trend seen in pornography. How very strange.

American concept creator High Di Akianal apologizes for his awful actions. He truly is sad about his awful doings.

The cover to the Cory in the House anime was controversial in every single way, and did throw the community in shambles.

The controversial art is still considered so to this day.

It was controversial because it represented so many things to the community. To them, the cover represented peace, it represented hope, it represented the skillful creativeness of real artists.

2) The fantastic animation (and production quality in general).

You could've showed me demented drawings, such as little ponies and their little sexual organs. You could've showned me the entire /b/, and I wouldn't even bother to blink.

The thing is...

None of it phased me in a single way.

  But Cory? That was on a different level. Every single episode, there were hardships that we had to overcome, battles we had to win.

A scene from the reality TV show "Black Lagoon". The battle scenes were child play, and the show did feature some stuff that could've been insane (vampire twins who love each other, some fighter of a war, etc.) but did it phase me? No, not at all. It was simply another example of bad shock factor.

Final Thoughts: Cory in the House features some extensive studies on the state of reality for many people. It was one heck of a thrill ride, and had me up for a new episode every week. I would never miss it. I recommend watching it in sub, because Japanese is the master language, right? Obviously, every other language that we don't even frickin' know of sucks, because Japanese is better than everything that as an existence on the planet! I also recommend you watching by yourself, this way, the manly scenes will pleasure you to no ends, and the emotional scenes will let you drink your own tears of sadness. Cory in the House is the thing to watch before you disappear from the earth. I think the Japanese language has a word for it. The pronunciation of the word is "Chang", and it is written as "死ね". Be sure to share this word with your dumb casual friends!